Power Games

If, like me, you live in the United Kingdom, you'll be aware that we currently have a bunch of tossers in charge. A load of inept arseholes who couldn't tell you time of day without a full committee investigation first.

Yes, the opposition are doubtless no better. But they're irrelevant for the moment. David Cameron, George Osborne, Iain Duncan Smith, Michael Gove and the rest of the mob are essentially about as welcome as a nasty rash on your penis that develops just before you're set to go on a date you're certain you're going to get a result on (female readers may wish to alter this analogy to fit).

Despite that, it is good to have a bit of a laugh at them now and again. With that, I had a fair old of a chuckle at this short game.

Tally-ho, chaps! Smash the oiks!

Made in the best traditions of Super Mario Bros and Wonderboy, Super Tory Boy allows you to play as either our glorious leader, his financial whiz-kid chum Gideon or the blonde bombshell that the people of London somehow saw fit to elect Mayor, Boris Johnson.

Give it a go - you only use one button, so anyone can have a decent shot. Shut down public services and be sure to crush those unemployed layabouts, all in the name of Britannia! I managed a score of £10,416,087 - anyone do better?