Day Seven - Netherlands v Australia

Pre-Match Thoughts
In which Netherlands seek to continue to set down a marker of their championship credentials by spanking an Australian team who looked every part "bottom of the group" contenders.

Much has been made of how the Dutch took on an almost "English" approach to spanking the Spaniards - tough tackling from the off and making use of the long ball over the back four. This should be an easier ask, and it'll be interesting to see if van Gaal adapts his tactics for a totally different situation.

The lads from the other side of the world will just be happy to keep the score vaguely respectable. I'll go 3-0, with the Dutch taking the foot off the gas after the second.

Drink?
Despite the stifling heat, I'll be a good lad today.

First Half
When Robben (apparently the fastest player in the world) raced through and scored, it seemed everyone's expectations where being fulfilled. So I'm assuming we were all surprised when straight from kick-off, the Aussies lofted a high ball forward which was smashed home on the volley by Tim Cahill, in what will be one of the most spectacular goals of the tournament.

Australia have had further chances, with the Netherlands in a deep state of shock. Shame Cahill had to be a daft bugger and get himself booked, meaning he'll miss the next game against Spain.

Assuming van Gaal earns his dollar and coaxed the Dutch back to their best, they should still win this, but the Australians look a vastly improved side from their game with Chile.

Second Half
Ah, the beautiful game. Proper end-to-end stuff, plenty of goals. Marvellous. The expected Dutch resurgence didn't quite happen, though it was still a shock when the Aussie's won a penalty and the lead. But as in the first half, within a minute, it was all square again, when van Persie took advantage of a defensive line that couldn't hold to make it 2-2.

There was almost a further twist to be had, but the Australian forwards made a bad choice when opportunity came along again. It proved fatal, as the next Dutch attack saw a long range soft swerve viciously, though the keeper still dropped a clanger in letting it into the net. The last 25 minutes saw the Dutch take control of matters to ensure victory.

Favourite Australian Song?
Bye Bye Pride by the Go-Betweens.